Meet Blip Blarp—galactic overachiever, part-time menace, full-time romantic disaster. She lands on Earth with one goal: conquer the planet and produce 1,000 offspring.

There’s just one problem—she has to date humans.

Thrown into the chaos of modern romance—thirst traps, mixed signals, and situationships—Blip learns that seduction is far harder than invasion. Planetary domination? Easy. Getting a text back? Impossible.

Blending sharp comedy, burlesque flair, and sci-fi absurdity, this bold spectacle skewers swipe culture and the universal ache to be chosen. Sexy, brainy, and delightfully unhinged, it’s proof that whether you have tentacles or Tinder, longing is universal.

Artistic Team

Writer/Performer - Alicia Queen

Sound - Andres Hernandez

Computer - Ellie Whittaker

Jeff - Dallas Akins